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MK Guest Character: The Pyro

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MORTAL KOMBAT GUEST FIGHTER
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Pyro

From: Team Fortress

Costume 1: Red Pyro

Costume 2: Blue Pyro

Bio: Little is known about the mysterious Pyro, outside of two things: It loves to set things on fire, and it is absolutely insane. Everything else, from whether it can talk to its gender is up for debate. Nothing ever seems to bother it though, as it wanders through battle with a calm detachment… bringing with it fire and horror and death.

How it got to Outworld is unclear, and sadly no one could make out what the Pryo was saying when it tried to explain. That said, the chance to fight to the death and set more living things on fire must have appealed to whatever drives the Pryo, because it quickly signed up.  

Special Moves:
Namesake: Pyro lets out a stream of fire from the flamethrower

Watch Me Swing!: Pyro lashes out with the axe three times

A Bit Of Flare: Pyro shoots a small fireball from the flare gun into the air, and a second later it crashes down on the opponent's head

Blowback: Used on projectiles, Pyro reflects incoming attacks back at the sender with a burst of compressed air from the Flamethrower

Locked and Loaded: Pyro shoots the Shotgun, which at mid range will knock the opponent off their feet.

Bubbles?: Pyro pulls out a bubble blower and blows bubbles into the opponent's face. It doesn't do much damage, but they are stunned and somewhat confused by the strange move, giving Pyro a free shot.

X-Ray Move
A Little Rough Housing: The enemy rushes the Pyro, who slams the shaft of the Ax into their ribs, cracking them. The Pyro then whacks the enemies' leg with the blunt end of the axe, damaging the leg and forcing them to one knee. The Pyro ends things with a Hadouken to the face, sending the enemy across the screen.

Fatalities
Do You Believe In Magic?: We switch over to Pyro-Vision, where the opponent is now a cherub like baby. The Pyro takes out a bubble blower and blows bubbles in the giggling baby's face. Then Pyro takes out a lollipop and stick it in the baby's mouth. The baby falls to the ground, giggling and sucking on the candy, when the Pyro takes out its Rainbow-Blower and covers the baby with rainbows, getting much happy laughter. It's job done, the Pyro gives a thumbs up to the camera, then happily skips away.

Reality's A Bitch: The Pyro takes out it's Flare Gun and shoots its opponent point blank in the face. The enemy screams as their hair and face burn, but before they can put it out, Pyro takes out its Axe and slams it into their head. The enemy falls to the ground, barely alive and weakly struggling to pull the axe out of their own skull. Before they make any progress though, Pyro finishes them off with it's flamethrower, earning it an earful of agonized screams. It's job done, the Pyro gives the camera thumbs up, then walks away, the camera focusing on the burnt corpse, while we can vaguely hear the Pyro whistling 'Do you believe in magic?'

Voice Actor: Dennis Bateman

Babality: The Pyro appears as a baby holding a teddy bear. The baby then stands, before raising a lollipop in the air and muttering baby-gibberish. The baby then strikes the bear up side the head with the candy.

Battle Intro: Pyro walks in, releasing a stream of fire in an arch over its  head with its Flamethrower, before saying "Mmph mmmph mph-mph mmph mmmmph!"

Winning Pose: The Pyro expertly spins it axe before putting it back where it belongs. As the screen zooms in on the Pyro, the background flickers between the actual stage and Pyro-Land, and the sound of flames crackling can be heard. (If done in Pyro-Land, this will not occur, instead the camera will just zoom in on Pyro, and background music will just increase)

Stage: Pyro-Land

Ending:
The Pyro burned and blasted its way through all who stood before it, until all that remained of Shao Khan was a burt body and a soot stained throne.

Raiden appeared before the strange human (if it was a human) and expressed his deepest gratitude, and asked if there was anything he could do to repay the stranger's help.

The Pyro looked at Raiden for a moment, then answered:

"Mmph mmphh mph"

Sadly, Raiden could not understand the Pyro, and in frustration, Pyro decided it wasn't worth it, and just barbecued the Thunder God instead. After that, he set off on a journey to… wherever, whistling a jaunty tune, leaving behind naught but scorched earth… and a legend.
Now a new warrior enters the ring, this one quite different from the last... How will the Fire-Bringing Horror of Team Fortress fair in Mortal Kombat, I wonder?
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daemontwelve's avatar
Shao Khan was a burt body. Seems legit.

But really, this is excellent!